F1 Singapore 2024
Singapore
The night race.
Everyone sleeps.
Not a Safety Car to wake us.
Lando wins by being fast, but not faster than Danny Ric on the last lap.
His last lap?
Sleep again for four weeks.
Don’t swear.
F1 Azerbaijan 2024
Azerbaijan
All eyes were on the championship fight,
Will Lando catch Max? He might!
But Charles and Oscar stole the show,
Charles was super fast, not slow,
Until Oscar lunged for the win,
While Carlos and Checo threw it in the bin,
And George said, “Thank you very much, that’s another random podium for me!”
F2 Italy 2024
The F2 drama rollercoaster was rolling even before the weekend begun, with Franco Colapinto the latest driver to be plucked out of F2 by the big F1 hand of the racing gods. Colapinto was to replace Logan Sargeant who displeased the big F1 hands of the racing gods (I guess this is how I have to refer to James Vowles from now on?) and was therefore out. Poor Logan. Probably feeling equally miserable was Colapinto’s fellow Williams Driver Academy member Zak O’Sullivan who remains firmly not an F1 driver. Meanwhile, the whole of Argentina rejoiced…
F1 Italy 2024
Italy
McLaren were fast.
Red Bull were not.
Ferrari didn’t bother
with pit stops, so
Charles won.
Everyone rejoiced.
F2 Belgium 2024
F2 has arrived in Spa and it’s a bit wet, a bit cloudy and a bit sunny. All the Spa things. Perfect…
F2 Hungary 2024
Since Ollie Bearman confirmed he’s off to F1 next season we’re now officially off “will Bearman actually score any points in F2 this season!?” watch, so I guess we’ll have to focus on some of the other drivers…
F2 Saudi Arabia 2024
It’s time for F2 in Saudi Arabia, on a track that’s either really fun or really terrifying, depending on whether you are a racing driver or not…
F1 Saudi Arabia 2024
Saudi Arabia
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Max wins.
F2 Bahrain 2024
A new season, new drivers, new reasons to cheer people on etc., and if you haven’t chosen which driver to support yet then make sure you do that now using the official driver selection flowchart. Also new this year is the car. It’s got more downforce, more powerful DRS, more flexibility to actually fit drivers of different sizes in and generally more everything fast and good. It also looks and sounds like a cute little cartoon car. Something for everyone. Anyway the drivers apparently love it so at least they’ll all be happy for a few minutes…
F1 Bahrain 2024
Bahrain
A new season,
Full of new hope. What excitement awaits!?
Lap 5: Max is 4 seconds ahead.
Hope gone.