Azerbaijan
All eyes were on the championship fight,
Will Lando catch Max? He might!
But Charles and Oscar stole the show,
Charles was super fast, not slow,
Until Oscar lunged for the win,
While Carlos and Checo threw it in the bin,
And George said, “Thank you very much, that’s another random podium for me!”
Because every single social media account with even a vague interest in F1/F2 has posted “We’re ba(c)k in Baku!”, I’m just going to say it’s the F2 weekend in Azerbaijan. That is all…
Azerbaijan
Boring, boring, boring,
Oooooooo Safety Car,
Interesting? No, boring.
Boring, boring. What the f**k is happening!?
Who are these people!?
End.
It was back to Baku and Boschung was also back, again. Chaos and Safety Cars also promised to be back, as the teams braced themselves to spend most of their weekend fixing bits of broken car. Although I’m not sure anyone was prepared for drivers getting banned, while parents and trainers fought it out in the paddock…
Gianluca Petecof’s tale of woe continued with him running out of money and being forced to give up his F2 seat. Who needs talented drivers when you can have rich ones? Enter Matteo Nannini who seems to have found some more money to fund the extravagance that is his parallel F2 and F3 seasons, having recently dropped his F2 campaign because it’s MASSIVELY EXPENSIVE to do one racing series, never mind two…
After Bahrain there was much fanfare over some Formula 1 testing, when the real excitement was actually that my F2 fav Louis Delétraz landed a job as Haas simulator driver. He is apparently very good at providing feedback about the car, but they probably also need his cheery persona to balance out all that Steiner swearing and inter-team crashing…
