Author: TrappedInGravel

F2 Qatar 2024

F2 Qatar 2024

If you can’t remember anything or anyone from F2 2024 because it’s been soooooo long since the last race, then not to worry because everyone has swapped about anyway. Just think of it as a new mini championship where some of the drivers get to start with 160+ points. Those drivers being Gabriel Bortoleto, who has already signed for Sauber in F1 next year, and Isack Hadjar, who is in a classic Red Bull driver scramble where whether you get an F1 seat or not is entirely dependent on the mood of the day, so you decide who is more desperate to win the title…

F1 Qatar 2024

F1 Qatar 2024

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Max is supposed to start first.
Max doesn’t start first.
It doesn’t matter. First corner, Max is first.
Fernando hates his car.
Lewis hates his car.
Williams hate F1.
Wing mirror on track!
Wing mirror still on track!
Punctures! Penalties! Chaos!
Zhou points!
Max finishes first. 

F1 Azerbaijan 2024

F1 Azerbaijan 2024

Azerbaijan

All eyes were on the championship fight,
Will Lando catch Max? He might!
But Charles and Oscar stole the show,
Charles was super fast, not slow,
Until Oscar lunged for the win,
While Carlos and Checo threw it in the bin,
And George said, “Thank you very much, that’s another random podium for me!”

F2 Italy 2024

F2 Italy 2024

The F2 drama rollercoaster was rolling even before the weekend begun, with Franco Colapinto the latest driver to be plucked out of F2 by the big F1 hand of the racing gods. Colapinto was to replace Logan Sargeant who displeased the big F1 hands of the racing gods (I guess this is how I have to refer to James Vowles from now on?) and was therefore out. Poor Logan. Probably feeling equally miserable was Colapinto’s fellow Williams Driver Academy member Zak O’Sullivan who remains firmly not an F1 driver. Meanwhile, the whole of Argentina rejoiced…