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Max is supposed to start first.
Max doesn’t start first.
It doesn’t matter. First corner, Max is first.
Fernando hates his car.
Lewis hates his car.
Williams hate F1.
Wing mirror on track!
Wing mirror still on track!
Punctures! Penalties! Chaos!
Zhou points!
Max finishes first.
Brazil
Just go and watch this race, it was so good…
Mexico
Drama drama drama Max!
Drama Yuki! Drama Alex!
Drama drama Carlos!
Drama drama drama Max drama Lando drama Max drama Lando drama Max!!
Drama drama drama drama.
Drama drama Charles!
Drama drama.
Carlos wins (relatively) no drama.
United States
I didn’t get around to writing anything for this one, but a picture tells a thousand words, so I hear…
Singapore
The night race.
Everyone sleeps.
Not a Safety Car to wake us.
Lando wins by being fast, but not faster than Danny Ric on the last lap.
His last lap?
Sleep again for four weeks.
Don’t swear.
Azerbaijan
All eyes were on the championship fight,
Will Lando catch Max? He might!
But Charles and Oscar stole the show,
Charles was super fast, not slow,
Until Oscar lunged for the win,
While Carlos and Checo threw it in the bin,
And George said, “Thank you very much, that’s another random podium for me!”
Italy
McLaren were fast.
Red Bull were not.
Ferrari didn’t bother
with pit stops, so
Charles won.
Everyone rejoiced.
Saudi Arabia
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Max wins.
Bahrain
A new season,
Full of new hope. What excitement awaits!?
Lap 5: Max is 4 seconds ahead.
Hope gone.
Hungary
Quali is exciting. Hungaroring-master Lewis is back on pole. Can he fight Max for the win?
No.
