F1 Italy 2024
Italy
McLaren were fast.
Red Bull were not.
Ferrari didn’t bother
with pit stops, so
Charles won.
Everyone rejoiced.
F1 Saudi Arabia 2024
Saudi Arabia
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Max wins.
F1 Bahrain 2024
Bahrain
A new season,
Full of new hope. What excitement awaits!?
Lap 5: Max is 4 seconds ahead.
Hope gone.
F1 Hungary 2023
Hungary
Quali is exciting. Hungaroring-master Lewis is back on pole. Can he fight Max for the win?
No.
F1 Great Britain 2023
Great Britain
There’s no way Lando will overtake Max at the start. LANDO OVERTOOK MAX AT THE START!!
Max overtakes Lando. There’s no way Lando will keep up with Max. LANDO IS KEEPING UP WITH MAX!!
K-Mag is on fire, literally. Random reshuffle and now Lewis is P3. Max wins but it feels like Lando anyway.
F1 Austria 2023
Austria
While Leclerc and Verstappen battled (briefly), Sainz battled his team (as usual), Hamilton battled his car (but not his tyres) and everyone else battled track limits, including the stewards for hours after the race. Special shout out for Ocon, King of track limits.
F1 Canada 2023
Canada
Start. Russell crashes. “**** sorry.” Safety Car.
Everyone pits. Ferrari doesn’t pit. Good strategy? Bad strategy? Good strategy!
K-Mag and De Vries park in an escape road.
Norris is naughty.
Ocon has a wobbly wing.
Albon defends like Albon defends. Williams cheer.
Verstappen wins.
And if you’re not a world champion, you’re not allowed on the podium.
F1 Spain 2023
Spain
Throughout the race rain was a threat,
But all we got was some George Russell sweat.
There was excitement and overtakes galore,
With the new (old) corner it was 107 or more?
Alonso waving at the crowd before the end,
Just behind Lance, his new best friend.
Mercedes with upgrades were fast in racing trim,
But not as fast as Max who took the win!
F1 Monaco 2023
Monaco
First laps over and settling down for a sleep, but no.
What’s this? Rain? But surely just a bit? No, proper rain!
Spins! Crashes! Who’s very close to the wall? ©AWS
Ferrari goes wrong. George goes wrong.
Max wins. Again.
F1 Miami 2023
Miami
THIS IS THE FORMULA.
Billions of money spent racing in a car park.
Random people, you don’t know who they are.
DRS yes. Safety Cars no.
Pretending the strategy is exciting.
Max overtakes everyone.
Max wins.
THIS IS THE FORMULA.