F1 Saudi Arabia

Saudi Arabia
Surprisingly few crashes.
Saudi Arabia
Surprisingly few crashes.
Bahrain
Stress.
Japan
Verstappen was fast
Norris drove on the grass
No one could pass
Stroll came last.
(So sorry Lance)
F1 has reached that important and often-celebrated milestone of 75 years old and just as 50 years is celebrated with gold and 70 with platinum, 75 is commonly marked by a two-hour long extravaganza promising that “fans will be on the edge of their seats”. There’s a lot of things in the racing world that typically keep people on the edge of their seats, such as overtaking, high-speed corners and bitchy radio messages, but F1 decided to opt for people looking awkward, lights, more lights, bad sound quality, and a little car-carrying platform that slid about the stage going up and down and doing the occasional rotation. Ooooooo, I’m on the edge of my seat…
Qatar
Max is supposed to start first.
Max doesn’t start first.
It doesn’t matter. First corner, Max is first.
Fernando hates his car.
Lewis hates his car.
Williams hate F1.
Wing mirror on track!
Wing mirror still on track!
Punctures! Penalties! Chaos!
Zhou points!
Max finishes first.
Brazil
Just go and watch this race, it was so good…
Mexico
Drama drama drama Max!
Drama Yuki! Drama Alex!
Drama drama Carlos!
Drama drama drama Max drama Lando drama Max drama Lando drama Max!!
Drama drama drama drama.
Drama drama Charles!
Drama drama.
Carlos wins (relatively) no drama.
United States
I didn’t get around to writing anything for this one, but a picture tells a thousand words, so I hear…
Singapore
The night race.
Everyone sleeps.
Not a Safety Car to wake us.
Lando wins by being fast, but not faster than Danny Ric on the last lap.
His last lap?
Sleep again for four weeks.
Don’t swear.
Azerbaijan
All eyes were on the championship fight,
Will Lando catch Max? He might!
But Charles and Oscar stole the show,
Charles was super fast, not slow,
Until Oscar lunged for the win,
While Carlos and Checo threw it in the bin,
And George said, “Thank you very much, that’s another random podium for me!”