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F1 2026 car launches

F1 2026 car launches

F1 2026 car launch season was even weirder than usual as the big regulation changes means that no one really wants anyone to see their car at all. However since no one has yet designed a big, FIA-compliant, aerodynamic box to fix around the outside of the car, preventing outsiders from looking on, the teams instead opted for launching things that looked like it might be their new car, painted with something that would probably be the livery, at least at the start of the season…

F1 Great Britain 2025

F1 Great Britain 2025

Great Britain (an ode to Hülkenberg)

Another rainy Silverstone day.
Race start 239. 19th place. 
Expectations low. Chaos high.
Early pit stops, crashes, spins.
The path starts to clear.
Is it possible? It might be possible!
Battling Stroll. Corner after corner. 
Overtake! The podium in sight!
But Hamilton is coming!!
Stress. Stress. Stress. 
Chequered flag! Third place! 
The trophy in his hands!
It’s lego. 

Well done Nico! 

F1 Monaco 2025

F1 Monaco 2025

Monaco

The glamour, the history,
The random two-stop strategy,
Backing up the whole field to help your team mate,
Cutting the chicane to pass because you’re too impatient to wait (naughty George),
But at the end of the day, whether you win or not,
You still get to party on a yacht! (Especially Lando).

F1 Imola 2025

F1 Imola 2025

Imola

Piastri: I’m keeping the lead!
Russell: I’m coming through!
Verstappen: I’m sending it round the outside, byeee! *Drives away*

Virtual Safety Car, Safety Car, pit stops, reshuffle.

Albon vs. the Ferraris,
McLaren vs. McLaren,
Alonso vs. the universe,
Verstappen wins.