F1 Monaco 2023
Monaco
First laps over and settling down for a sleep, but no.
What’s this? Rain? But surely just a bit? No, proper rain!
Spins! Crashes! Who’s very close to the wall? ©AWS
Ferrari goes wrong. George goes wrong.
Max wins. Again.
F1 Miami 2023
Miami
THIS IS THE FORMULA.
Billions of money spent racing in a car park.
Random people, you don’t know who they are.
DRS yes. Safety Cars no.
Pretending the strategy is exciting.
Max overtakes everyone.
Max wins.
THIS IS THE FORMULA.
F1 Azerbaijan 2023
Azerbaijan
Boring, boring, boring,
Oooooooo Safety Car,
Interesting? No, boring.
Boring, boring. What the f**k is happening!?
Who are these people!?
End.