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F1 Great Britain 2025

F1 Great Britain 2025

Great Britain (an ode to Hülkenberg)

Another rainy Silverstone day.
Race start 239. 19th place. 
Expectations low. Chaos high.
Early pit stops, crashes, spins.
The path starts to clear.
Is it possible? It might be possible!
Battling Stroll. Corner after corner. 
Overtake! The podium in sight!
But Hamilton is coming!!
Stress. Stress. Stress. 
Chequered flag! Third place! 
The trophy in his hands!
It’s lego. 

Well done Nico! 

F1 Monaco 2025

F1 Monaco 2025

Monaco

The glamour, the history,
The random two-stop strategy,
Backing up the whole field to help your team mate,
Cutting the chicane to pass because you’re too impatient to wait (naughty George),
But at the end of the day, whether you win or not,
You still get to party on a yacht! (Especially Lando).

F1 Imola 2025

F1 Imola 2025

Imola

Piastri: I’m keeping the lead!
Russell: I’m coming through!
Verstappen: I’m sending it round the outside, byeee! *Drives away*

Virtual Safety Car, Safety Car, pit stops, reshuffle.

Albon vs. the Ferraris,
McLaren vs. McLaren,
Alonso vs. the universe,
Verstappen wins.

F1 75

F1 2025 cars

F1 has reached that important and often-celebrated milestone of 75 years old and just as 50 years is celebrated with gold and 70 with platinum, 75 is commonly marked by a two-hour long extravaganza promising that “fans will be on the edge of their seats”. There’s a lot of things in the racing world that typically keep people on the edge of their seats, such as overtaking, high-speed corners and bitchy radio messages, but F1 decided to opt for people looking awkward, lights, more lights, bad sound quality, and a little car-carrying platform that slid about the stage going up and down and doing the occasional rotation. Ooooooo, I’m on the edge of my seat…